Dear Victoria,

Hi mom, I went to my first military session yesterday at the HMCS NONSUCH on Kingsway road in Edmonton.  I was nervous because I signed my name in the guest book as “King James Edward of Britain” and I wasn’t sure they knew who I was but I’m pretty sure they did a background check to make sure I wasn’t there under false credentials.  The people I met there were nice, and they were very helpful too, but I failed my physical exam and I’ll have to retake it; It looks like I need to run more.  Did you know that after my aptitude assessment, that I took in Hamilton, that the CAF has me categorized as “Superior Intellect”, do I take after dad?

*mom kisses* I know I take after you, but I am not stubborn like you;  I wish you would go back to Britain and sort this mess out because there is nothing I can do to claim the throne that doesn’t cost $10 000, and even then I don’t know if my idea will work - please go home.  Awe well, we’ll see, I think I love you, I hope to see you again, have a wonderful week.

Your’s truly,

His Majesty King James Douglas Edward of Britain.