Dear Veronika Rajek,

I am King James Douglas Edward of Britain, and I am hoping you take this letter seriously.  I am currently away from the palace, as I am incapacitated, but I would like to know you better;  I believe that you have enormous potential to change the world, and I think the monarchy of Britain can help you achieve that;  I am not asking you to contact me directly, as that might be inappropriate, but I would like you to contact the palace of Buckingham.  I have enclosed the mailing address of the palace along with mailing directions, incase you are unsure of how to mail a letter;  Mail the letter any way you like (I won’t receive it for another 6 months from now so postage doesn’t matter).  I believe you are a wholesome kind hearted lady who is virtuous and sympathetic to the needs of others; I also believe that you are new to the world of fashion and could use some help igniting your career.  I know that this situation appears unrealistic but I assure you I am real and the palace awaits; You have a chance to do something very small and receive something very big, please take the chance and see where it leads.  

Your admirer,

King James Douglas Edward of Britain

Mailing Address: (All mail goes to king George III)

His Majesty The King

Buckingham Palace

London SW1A 1AA

United Kingdom

Instructions on how to mail a letter: (I will make this more clear soon)