Dear Veronika,

I said I would leave you alone, but you need to know that real people on twitter don't unfollow people unless those people offend them.  You are not an offensive person, so I think you are being unfollowed by bots, not people, and bots don't count.  I have 210 followers of which 5 are verified and maybe 50 others are real, the rest are bots and all the bots that follow me are selling sex.  It is strange because I am the verified king of Britain, you'd think I would have some more verified followers, but in the end, Elon controls X and Elon uses bots.  Forget about X followers, you have 6.7 million followers on Instagram which is a better measure of success.  Anyways, I hope you are doing well, and I’m happy I can now finish your name :0)

*sad fiddles*

Sincerely,

King James Douglas Edward of Britain