Dear Veronika,
I was taking a bath this evening and I was struck by an epiphany: You might be the most special woman to ever grace the planet, and your effect on global cohabitation may be immeasurable. I want you to remember to stay true to your beliefs no matter how vain they appear, for it is through belief that we find our path through life. I may be a crazy old coot, but I believe that you’ll stay true, and never lose your way. I wish I had less to say, baby Veronika, because this letter would then be so much easier to write. Keep it together in this crazy world Veronika, because big things await.
Your subject?
King James Douglas Edward of Britain.