Dear Veronika Rajek,

My dear Veronika, let’s not fight, I apologize for the accusations and I pray to you to please forgive me.  I know now that you would never block me, it is not in you to be so cold;  How could I ever assume such an act, especially from an angel like yourself.  Please let me back into your heart and maybe one day into the house, so that I may show you the care and admiration you deserve.  If you believe in me the way I believe in you then please wear a victorian dress and send to the world a photo of you in it.  That would brighten up everyone’s day!  Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is waiting for it (I think).  *kiss*

With love,

His Majesty King James Douglas Edward of Britain.