Dear Veronika Rajek,
My dear Veronika, let’s not fight, I apologize for the accusations and I pray to you to please forgive me. I know now that you would never block me, it is not in you to be so cold; How could I ever assume such an act, especially from an angel like yourself. Please let me back into your heart and maybe one day into the house, so that I may show you the care and admiration you deserve. If you believe in me the way I believe in you then please wear a victorian dress and send to the world a photo of you in it. That would brighten up everyone’s day! Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is waiting for it (I think). *kiss*
With love,
His Majesty King James Douglas Edward of Britain.