Dear Heather,

        I am King James Douglas Edward of England, and I am writing to you to let you know how wonderful I think your work is.  You are so very creative and beautiful.  I have written to other ladies in the past with hopes to find one as special as you.  As you might know, I am next in line to the kingdom of Britain, and I want you to know that a special invitation will be sent to you to join me for dinner and discuss some opportunities for you.  What you need to do is write to the palace of Buckingham with your interest to attend; it would make contacting you easier.  I am hoping that you might be the ambassador of the ‘Jazzy Fresh’ scent.  The palace contact information is below, we hope to hear from you soon.

With love,

King Edward.

The mailing address of the palace of the king of England… me.

His Majesty The King

Buckingham Palace

London, England, UK

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